my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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