im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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