Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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