Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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