god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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