look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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