i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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Oh Jesus.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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