YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
tell me about the fingering
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