no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize