she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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