i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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