You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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