The maid of honor just puked.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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