ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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