I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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