mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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