Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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