North Korea, Best Korea!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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