Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just threw up on my dentist
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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