It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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