Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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