at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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