they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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