dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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