Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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