whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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