I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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