I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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