He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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