I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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