I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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