Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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