Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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