Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize