I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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