there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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