I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
