I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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