Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have fence marks all over my body
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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