Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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