Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
