Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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