she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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