yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I can't turn off my feet"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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