Are we in a gay sports bar?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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