Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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