i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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