Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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