Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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