This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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