craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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