Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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