i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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