he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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