HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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