The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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